I know that, but it frustrates me that you do this on such a regular occasion. Maybe if you could take few precautions? Things like this may happen less.
Fine, I’ll just stay away from the damn stove.
You don’t need to stay away from the stove! Just be careful, that’s all. I mean, what if you accidentally burnt the place down? Imagine Fluffy’s reaction. That alone should be inspiration enough to be more careful, shouldn’t it?
Then I’ll ask him to eat a sandwich. We all know how terrifying that is..
…………………Well Fuck……….Don’t you dare.Well maybe you’ll learn not to destroy my stuff. Contrary to popular belief, I do actually care about my personal belongings. Including my apartment.
You’re acting like I’m doing it on purpose. I know you care about your belongings, and again I’m sorry but geez.
I know that, but it frustrates me that you do this on such a regular occasion. Maybe if you could take few precautions? Things like this may happen less.
Then I’ll ask him to eat a sandwich. We all know how terrifying that is..
…………………Well Fuck……….Don’t you dare.
Well maybe you’ll learn not to destroy my stuff. Contrary to popular belief, I do actually care about my personal belongings. Including my apartment.
It was worth a try.
And yes, yes I do.
…… Just tidy the place up please? Otherwise you will be sleeping on the couch. You’re already going to have to be lectured about your actions anyway. Maybe I’ll get Bruce to help me. He possesses that certain finesse that this situation requires.
Okay Okay will do. And I’m sorry for you know…the incident.
And bring in Bruce?
Bruce doesn’t intimidate me, so go ahead
Then I’ll ask him to eat a sandwich. We all know how terrifying that is..
It was worth a try.
And yes, yes I do.
…… Just tidy the place up please? Otherwise you will be sleeping on the couch. You’re already going to have to be lectured about your actions anyway. Maybe I’ll get Bruce to help me. He possesses that certain finesse that this situation requires.
I’m screwed.
Yes. Yes you are. You have until I finish patrol to make everything look as it did when I left. Which should be in approximately… 2.56 hours. That should be enough time. Otherwise I know of a lovely couch that has been missing you. And that wasn’t an innuendo.
On it. Already heading to the home store to get some paint to repaint the wall… and maybe I’ll go pick up some towels….
Are you sure it wasn’t Babybird? Are you positive?
Jason. You made a mess of my apartment. I wouldn’t flirt with you over that. Anyway, you are well acquainted with my lack of flirtation skills. However you do see half the things I say as some sort of flirtatious gesture…
I’m screwed.
Yes. Yes you are. You have until I finish patrol to make everything look as it did when I left. Which should be in approximately… 2.56 hours. That should be enough time. Otherwise I know of a lovely couch that has been missing you. And that wasn’t an innuendo.
Timothy Drake || Red RobinMy Babybird
Jason! How did these pictures of me end up on the Internet? If you had anything to do with it…. Don’t secret ID’s mean anything these days?
Although Tumblr already knows everything and more about our “family”. I use the term family lightly.It’s not like I posted them. Nope Nope Nope.
What happens on tumblr, stays on tumblr.You know what? I’m going to be nice and accept your obvious lie for now. I’m a little too busy with “work” right now to go through security files just to prove you did it.
Actually I might do that anyway after patrol… and cleaning the apartment up… I hope you haven’t left your dirty socks lying around like you usually do. You might even get off lightly if the place is tidy when I get back. Might.Lie? What Lie? I don’t know what your talking about babybird. There’s no lie here. Nope.
Don’t. Dirty clothes is the least thing you need to worry about….Least.
Jason, you and I both know how to spot a liar. Also you are extremely bad at being a liar. Well to me anyway, I’m sure you can lie perfectly fine to some people.
There’s something worse than dirty clothes everywhere? How is that… What have you done? Is the place still standing? What on earth happened?!
(Source: little-redrobin)
Timothy Drake || Red RobinMy Babybird
Jason! How did these pictures of me end up on the Internet? If you had anything to do with it…. Don’t secret ID’s mean anything these days?
Although Tumblr already knows everything and more about our “family”. I use the term family lightly.It’s not like I posted them. Nope Nope Nope.
What happens on tumblr, stays on tumblr.
You know what? I’m going to be nice and accept your obvious lie for now. I’m a little too busy with “work” right now to go through security files just to prove you did it. Actually I might do that anyway after patrol… and cleaning the apartment up… I hope you haven’t left your dirty socks lying around like you usually do. You might even get off lightly if the place is tidy when I get back. Might.
(Source: little-redrobin)
Timothy Drake || Red RobinMy Babybird
Jason! How did these pictures of me end up on the Internet? If you had anything to do with it…. Don’t secret ID’s mean anything these days? Although Tumblr already knows everything and more about our “family”. I use the term family lightly.
(Source: little-redrobin)
